I am competing for a spot on Le Clown’s Magnificent Blog Roll and I need your help, this is arduous work.
Today’s contest is coming up with captions for the photo shown below. I am no good at captioning things so HELP!
Le Clown is Magnificent, he is artistic and smart and rude. He has a sock monkey that he breast feeds in public. He lives in Montreal and they do things like that there. There is nothing that anyone can say to offend him so let loose! I’m counting on you. Please leave your captions in the comments section and your shoes at the door. I’m just joking, I run a “shoe on” household.
Did You Misc. Maggie? 
Maggie,
As if you need help! You are doing so good! Almost leading!!! And I have three points waiting to be given to you by other bloggers!
Le Clown
It’s true–humans DO taste like pork!
You will need to help me decipher this one…
…I get, it’s a bubble caption! Addie, to get points for Maggie, the caption needs to be added to the comments on Roller Giraffe’s post:
http://clownonfire.wordpress.com/2012/08/31/roller-giraffe-contest
Thank you,
Le Clown
Gotcha. You see, I never RTFM (read the effing manual). Now, it’s posted in the proper place!
Merci Addie!
Dude, I came up with something spectacular and gave you my points. Next thing you know you’ll want me to make you Pres. or something.
hahaha!
Thanks! Now I have to go find it! And yes, next I will need to be president.
I can’t find it! But thank you! I’ve done 4 of my own thus far.
I’m thinking… I suck at this.
How can two such brilliant women suck so badly at captions???
I know, right? I would put something about his hat being too small and cutting off his circulation. See, I told you I suck at this!
By the way, your daughter’s Mad Lib was the funniest one I read yesterday! Long live innocence!
I’ve thought of one so far. I like Mad Libs better.
Me too.
I wrote a caption if you have time to click on over and take a look! Have a great weekend, mags.
This picture scares me.
well, that’s Le Clown for you. Think of a caption!
Chris,
How can so much bliss scare you?
Le Clown
Bliss scares me.
I already sent in a caption and gave you one of my points I earned because I did not need them as I am not a contestant
Thanks!! I will go see what you wrote. I can do 3 more!
I give you noses and am sending you wine pie, yet there is no response to my comments. NOW, my feelings are hurt and I’m being silly, but anyway. :).
I did respond! The comments were getting weird when I was on there. I think his site is getting overloaded. I’ll go look.
xo