1. Play in a band — I, uh, I don’t… I mean, no. Play what in a band? Doesn’t matter, no thank you.
2. Bungee jump—Absolutely not. No thank you. See bungee cord breaking here.
3. Watch a lightning storm at sea – Does this mean I am out at sea or the Storm is at sea? Is this in person? If the requirement is that I am at sea on a boat during a storm. Thank you, but no.
4. Run a marathon – Uh no, no I won’t do this. Thank you anyway.
5. Go on a cruise – You know what?! You go on a cruise! Do NOT go on a cruise, see here.
6. Go rock climbing — No thank you.
7. Visit Africa — Have you seen The Constant Gardener? I have. No thank you.
8. Go deep sea fishing – See cruises
This post is ruined.