I’m One Loverly Blogger

Hello Sailor, a most talented writer documenting her battle with chronic depression, veterinary nurse and the British daughter I never had, has nominated me for the One Loverly Blog Award. I thought it said Loverly but it’s Lovely. Loverly sounds so British and Eliza Doolittle, I’m sticking with Loverly.

It kind of looks like “Loverly”, right?

As with many major blog awards, there are rules that the recipient must abide by; by which the recipient must abide; abide must thy recipient rules.

Rule 1: Thank the bestower of the award. Thank you Hello Sailor. Please read Carrie’s blog she is a funny and complicated woman. I have learned much from her.

Rule 2: Share 7 things about myself.

Seven Things About Maggie, The Lady Boner Edition (for my new readers, click on that and it will explain Lady Boner):

I had a serious Lady Boner for David Lee Roth in Van Halen’s “Panama” video. We had a VCR and I taped the video from MTV (yes, back when MTV was known for playing music videos, remember the rocket blasting off?) and I would watch David Lee Roth over and over again.

It was the 80s, okay?!

Paul Newman was hot whether the movie was Cool Hand Luke, The Sting, or Empire Falls when he was 80. Just H. O. T.


When I didn’t know who Zac Efron was and I saw Hairspray, I had a Mrs. Robinson Lady Boner for Zac.

I’m an idiot

Joel Kinnaman, The Killing, bad boy Lady Boner.

Hellooooo Detective Holder

Republican Budget Lady Boner for Paul Ryan and he’s cuuuute!!!


Since it’s Gay Pride season, Gay Love Lady Boner for Rupert Everett. He’s dreamy. Or was.

Apparently Rupert has had a facelift. I don’t know why. I don’t know when. But I’m gravely disappointed in him.

And duh, Ryan Gosling.

How I spell Lady Boner

Rule 3: Nominate 10 other blogs for the Lovely Blog Award. These are all good and they are funny or pretty so give them a click, you’ll thank me and I’ll probably get another major award.

Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea – Calhoun is a funny guy and most everyone I know can relate to his blog. Everyone I know over 21.

Serenity in the City – Margarita makes me pine for NYC. Katie, go through her photos!!

Sincerely, Slapdash – This is her second blog and I think it’s even better than the first. I hear what she’s sayin’ and I’m sorry she has to live in Flahrida.

Bring Me the Head of David Dixon – Guaranteed laugh a day! And he made this one just for me!!

BadFads – I’m a little annoyed with her because I now notice fashion but she is right and posts photos of famous people that make me feel better about my sartorial choices. She uses the word “sartorial”; it’s a good word.

Joe’s Shitty Ideas – Joe is a great idea. Just click and read just that one and tell me he’s not hysterical. Trust me. Really.

The Byronic Man – Very funny and a hottie. Click for his post on scary toys. Seriously. Now. It’s just a few words to your left.

Christopher DeVoss – DeVery funny. Here’s his blog on Bratz which are the devil’s spawn.

Not So Fancy Nancy – This is a unique blog, I don’t know of another like it. It is a tribute to Nancy’s father (she is going through his letters from WWII) and recognizes other WWII vets. I’ve just been watching Ken Burns’ The War. This generation is leaving us daily and I will miss them. Good stuff.

The Blissful Adventurer – In case you ever need to plan a trip to Italy or just want to drool over his photos of the country and the food and the wine. That’s what I do.

Rule 4: Tell the bloggers they’ve been nominated but they’ll know by the 4s of readers pouring in from my site.

Happy Monday!

33 thoughts on “I’m One Loverly Blogger

          1. We could totally get matching T shirts and everyone would be like where’d you get that super cool Hello Something Fat Sailor T shirt and we would totally be like you can’t have one because we are so loverly and you totally can’t come in our club. And we’ll start a line of memes of us!

  1. clownonfire

    You are lovely, indeed! And kudos for adding the amazing David Dixon. I think I’ll get his name tattooed on my ass.
    Le Clown

    1. Oh Rich, I cannot do that. I LOVE Paul Ryan and Chris Christie and Marco Rubio and Ronald Reagan. I’m very conservative for Portland, Oregon. Put me in the Bible Belt, I’m suddenly not so conservative.

      Paul Ryan is dreamy. 🙂

  2. -grin- a remarkably gentlemen oriented post this one. Paul Newman and Rupert Everett are high on my list as well. Along with Sean Connery but he’s just for that VOICE! Congratulations Maggie 😀

  3. Congratulations, Maggie! I know I’m always in for a good time when I come to your blog…except for Paul Ryan…we gotta talk! And thanks for following and passing my Serenity in the City along! Going around the city remembering I have a camera in my cell phone has given me a whole new perception and appreciation for the place where I live! Thank you!

  4. Hilarious good stuff as usual Maggie! Geez, that sounded so British as well. And you are allowed to have lady boners for whomever you like, no need to be embarrased by them. They are your lady boners to bestow as you please! My latest blog post touches a little on my massive lady boner for the musician Jack White. Sigh. Rock and rollers always do it!

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