It is just one of those days. I don’t want my readers to think that I’m always the effervescent, charming, witty, slim and beautiful woman portrayed in my blog posts. Because I’m not. I suck.
I’m stupid and lazy and I didn’t vacuum the bedroom and there is Mudd fur all over it.
I have a double chin.
I need a pedicure.
Why didn’t I do laundry last night?
Why am I so bad with money?
I hate my job because I have nothing to do. I didn’t get into work until noon because my boss is gone and I couldn’t bear to sit and read the stupid news on the computer for 8 hours again today.
My skin is dry and red.
I still haven’t had my car’s oil changed.
I’m fat, ugly and stupid.
I want to go home.
WordPress doesn’t think “pedicure” is a word.
I may be hormonal. A little bit.