Please continue reading after you say, “duh”.
This morning I woke thinking, “I know Key Bank is going to piss me off today.”
And they did.
How did I know KeyBank was going to piss me off today?
Because I paid my mortgage last week and I deposited a check (not cash) last week. The check wasn’t to cover the whole mortgage but maybe a dollar or two and I’m not kidding. I knew that KeyBank’s computers would process the mortgage debit first, call me overdrawn by a dollar for five seconds and then process the stupid online fee for paying my mortgage online (thank you US Bank Home Mortgage, you, too, suck balls), overdraw the account by let’s say 65 cents and charge me another overdraft fee and THHHHENNNNNN, the computer processed the check that covered that $1.65 and much more as I knew it would.
I just checked my Key Online Account and ohh you betcha, they charged me $74 ($37 each) for two overdrafts. I KNEW it you KeyBank bastards! I called Key, waited while the online banking guy directed me to the overdraft lady. I explained it all to her and explained that I knew what had happened but I can see the “clear” dates as well as she can and I know all the money was in there on the processing date.
She was very nice. “I can refund one of those charges as a courtesy.”
And I said, in a not yelling voice, “I need you to refund both of those charges because we both know they are not legitimate and your computer processing is rigged to overdraw people as much as possible. If you cannot refund BOTH the charges, then please send me up the food chain to someone who can.”
She puts me on hold. Few minutes of classical music. And ta dahhhhh….they are refunded. But thanks for raising my blood pressure for a few. Jerks.
As for my other issues….it’s my followers. No not you my Readers who Follow me but the new followers many of whom I don’t think are reading. Sure I can strut my 1400+ followers but I think that hundreds of them are selling time shares and wanting to help me with the size of my manhood or technical issues, which could be one in the same thing if I needed help with either one of them.
I don’t think that “Love is Never Die” is a real blog. Most of its blogs are written in boxes not letters.
I don’t need any help with real estate in Toronto and there doesn’t seem to be a man behind the curtain on that one.
Oh wait! Coastal Waters is real and she (I think) is new so I have followed her to help get her going. Coastal you need an “About” page. And put up some photos of the 100 year old dawg 🙂
I thought joshrhyne sounded like a real guy but he’s not, he wants to help me make money with my blog.
In looking at my followers, I went waaaayyy back to the beginning. And it is wonderful to see the followers who are now my friends including Hello Sailor, Dotty Headbanger (she’s baaaack!), Itty Bitty Boomer, Brigitte, Unfettered BS, Jen and Tonic and Emily at The Waiting. Those are the folks on the very last pages of my followers list who I have come to know over the past year or so. Thank you all for doing what you do.
Now, ahem, WordPress…what up with all these spammers???