I’ve been out of the blogging game for a couple of weeks so I need some easy blogs to get me back in writing shape.
We’ll start with a simple exercise called “Search Term Blogging”. Anyone can do this if they have a blog on WordPress. WordPress collects all the search terms that people used to get to your blog and you can access them from your Stats page under, well, um Search Terms.
There are 498 different search terms for my blog that have been saved by WordPress.
These are the Top 5 Search Terms used to find my blog:
- Fat Nudes
- Rob Kardashian Socks
- Someone Fat Happened
- Sally Jesse Raphael
- Rob Kardashian Sock Line
No big surprises there except that Rob Kardashian should be advertising on my blog, his name is used 40 different ways to find my blog. I should be compensated.
Fat is used in 77 different ways to find my blog. Fat owes me. I have been carrying Fat for years. It’s time Fat went out on its own.
In other search term news:
santas porn girls– that’s great. You know what bub? this is a family show, take your santa porn girls elsewhere!
penis mr ralph – that’s right kids!
butt plug girl – I think they were looking for Speaker 7
fat maggie pesky – Nice way to talk about your hostess.
do you find this arousing cat — No, you sicko
“gearhart” “colgate” – Yes.
ecards enjoy my boner – Why thank you!
i love you more than penis – Aw, shucks!
vodka makes you not remember any of that crap — I know.
“wear my hearing” – Your hearing looks like hell on me.
fat hot fuckers — Yeahhhhh baby!!!
how do you know if you still have your ovaries — I think you would notice if you got rid of them.
сестры габор — duh.
people clothed then naked— and then?
when can a child get out of a stupid booster seat — No kidding, I swear to god it’s like authorities want kids in booster seats till they can drive. I lived through a childhood traveling in cars not strapped to anything.
“maggie” nude home alone — Why am I in quotes? Am I not real? Just because I’m nude home alone doesn’t mean I’m not a human being.
things on fence that look like wood slivers – Is it a chain link fence?
basket short boner – I, uh, um, I don’t…what?
thank you butno – You. Are. Welcome.
how to decently accept farting — I haven’t written about this butt I should.
you re still fat — Thank you, I know that!
ironing erotica– this is a thing?
youre mad at me — No. I’m not. Please let it go.
and last but not least….search words to live by:
when the children in the mother fat and he was going to out side fat xxx