Many of my readers may be familiar with promotions that people put on Facebook asking for you to click on a link and then vote for something or someone so that person or organization will win, what is usually, a monetary prize. $10,000 for a school’s art department or $100,000 for an animal shelter.
I am coming to you today, my readers, to ask for your support. I need your help. Did you read that? I need YOUR help. This is for something far more precious than gold. This is far more important than the liver I will be asking one of you for in 10-15 years because mine can no longer do the job alone and I will need a back up.
Today, my friends and countrymen, I need your vote. I need your vote to place me on the Magnificent Le Clown‘s blog roll.
It’s not too much to ask that you click on this link (click it, it’s right there for the love of Pete) and you will be on the Le Clown blogroll contest page. CLICK it! Why? Because I said so!
Ok, would you please click on the link?
In order to get a spot on LeClown’s highly selective blogroll, I wrote this pitch in LeClown’s comments yesterday:
“M. Le Clown,
I mean Eric,
I should most definitely be on your blog roll. I’m stunned that I’m not already on it. I see a real lack of Republican leadership on your blog roll. If I were on your blog roll, I would take back your blog. I would save your blog from certain demise in the black hole of overblogging and underwriting. I would turn your blog around and create more blogs for all of those in our great countries who don’t have blogs. Blogs are not just for the wealthy. If I were on your blog roll I would make sure that any one no matter their socio-economic status, race, gender, religion, sexual orientation or shoe size is given the opportunity to blog and blog freely. And what about the children? If I were on your blog roll I would guarantee that all children have a blog if they want one but I would not force blog them. I would also take a tough stance on radical fundamentalist blogging. There will swift retribution to those who are developing weapons of mass blogging. I will support a strong blog presence in the middle east but am not guaranteeing a two blog solution.
Vote for Someone Fat Happened–the RIGHT blog for the blogroll.
God Bless Blogging,
All I need you to do is click on the LINK and go to the comments and write “Like Maggie” and that’s it. That’s all. Then with my undying gratitude, you may get on with your busy, productive and meaningful lives and I will sit here waiting for blogroll news, playing Friends with Words and thinking about what I can eat next.