That’s what I’m doin’. I’m gonna post the hell out of today!
I emailed in my cover letter and resume for the part-time event planner job so there’s work for the day. I have some newsletter stories to write but they aren’t due until September 15 and I don’t want to run out of work. I have to stagger my load, my work load I’m staggering under my work LOAD.
So I’m going to post stuff. Just stuff you should or could know about but only if I tell you about it.
My blog has been viewed 16,241 times. It sounds like a lot but I know bloggers that get that many hits a day. A day! Like M. Le Clown. He gets tens of thousands of hits a day just for photoshopping his butt onto the cover of a record album and having the rare distinction of receiving an email from WordPress informing him that he was NOT Freshly Pressed.
I just read that Lance Armstrong has been stripped of his Tour de France wins and banned from cycling by the USDA or another organization with those sorts of letters in their name. My brother-in-law has always claimed that Lance was doping. I think Lance is a dope for leaving his wife and three small children for Sheryl Crow or somebody, one of the Olsen twins? My bro-in-law’s belief was founded on Lance being a survivor of testicular cancer. I”m guessing some stuff was done to his twin set and he had to be getting testosterone from somewhere so why not from a syringe? If he didn’t have the testosterone he wouldn’t be winning “the toughest athletic event in the world” (according to Lance) but he might be singing with the Vienna Boys Choir which is also in Europe.
Deren and I got in an argument last night because when I was a bottle in, I decided to put on Uncle Kracker’s Smile and I didn’t think Deren was smiling sincerely enough. When I changed the tune to Matt Munro’s My Kind of Girl, (because goddammit, I do walk like an angel walks), I think he sort of rolled his eyes. So I turned off the music and we ate dinner and finished watching “Arthur” (yes, I do get the irony) and I ignored him all night and was very righteous. Mmmmphh!
Guess what?! I just got a call for an interview for the job I JUST submitted my resume on, on which resume submittal email occurred. Gah!!! So I got that goin’ for me. I emailed my letter and resume at 11:16 a.m. and she called me at 12:22 p.m. Thank god for electronics so I can track my job search progress! Itty Bitty Boomer are you reading this? Can you believe it?!