to write anything today.
I have a zit right on the tip of my nose surrounded by zits on either side. Don’t say you can’t see anything. Of course, you can! There is a beacon on the end of my nose! Don’t patronize me, you can see them.
Ohmahgawd, I’m so fucking hot. Just open the door. I’m sweating. Fine, I’ll go home at lunch and change my sweater. I would hate to have anyone fucking freeze on my account.
Yes, I will drive you to the mall. Oh jeeeze, could you shut up for 5 seconds?! I don’t know who you’re talking about. I know you love him but you’re not getting married at 15. Fine, have fun.
Honda! Do you hear me? Fucking drive! Don’t make me get out of my car and wrap your steering wheel around your head you asshat, just GO!
My hair looks like shit. I don’t have any money for a cut and color right now. You think it looks good long? You’re lying. What did I say about patronizing me?
Everything is fine! Why are you looking at me like that? Jesus, can I just eat lunch in peace?!
I’m not crying. Fine, what if I am crying? Can’t people cry? Some people cry when their Outlook doesn’t work, okay?
Is there chocolate in it? Yeah, I’ll have some. What? it wasn’t that big of a piece so I’m having two. Fuck, I know. I’m FAT. You think I’m fat. Yes, you do. I think it’s best if you just don’t say anything at all, okay?
I don’t know what the hell is for dinner. Maybe I won’t eat dinner because I’m so FAT. You know what? Just make your own, eat whatever you want because you’re not FAT like me!
Yes, I’m laughing. Well forgive me but I thought it was funny. I’m sure he’s fine but did you see that? He thought the door was open. Oh a bloody nose won’t kill anyone. Shoot me, I thought it was funny. Yes, I’m the asshole.
I’m just going to go to bed. I know it’s not dark yet. That doesn’t mean I can’t fucking go to bed. Yes, I’m sure everyone will be much happier without me around. I know I’m not dying, I’m simply saying for the evening, everyone will be happy without me.
I can tell you’re mad at me. Why are you shaking your head like that? Fuck. I do love you, I’m just not feeling well. Then why did you do that if you didn’t want me to cry?
No it won’t be better tomorrow. I’ll still be fat, ugly and stupid.