go go boots facts

I don’t know what the facts of go go boots are but that is a search term that was used by someone in the world and they consequently happened upon my blog.

For my non-blogging readers: WordPress calculates all sorts of statistics for bloggers. The WordPress system is constantly updating how many hits my blog has received, what countries the views are coming from (Saudi Arabia, Bosnia-Herzegovinia, Nigeria, the Russian Federation, Ireland — to name a few. Not surprisingly I have an international appeal, for I speak universal truths); how many views total, daily, weekly, monthly; and WordPress tracks all search terms viewers have used to access my blog.

These are my favorites:

  • naps happen – They sure as hell do. You know what else happens? Lounging and Napping.
  • secured lewd acts – This is not a topic I have covered but important safety tip: please do secure your lewd acts, you don’t want them sliding around crashing into things.
  • naked penalty — I think a Canadian probably used this search term, it’s a hockey thing.

  • aunt seduced nephew stories blogs wordpress — No I didn’t and that is nasty.
  • fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat 1 year old kids — Whoooaaaaa, why are you hatin’ on the 1-year-olds?
  • lewd bbw nudes — this is what I get for In the Nudes
  • naked in public — One of my favorite dreams
  • do you have your ovary out when you have a hertomy — No. For a hertomy, you keep your ovary. Please feel free to write in with any medical questions you may have. I am a font of credible information. Really. Test me.
  • did liz taylor drink diet sodas — What? What the hell ?? I can see how this search term would find my blog but really? What does anyone care if Liz Taylor drank Diet Coke? Who wonders that?!
  • luk naked dick — Oh yeah, baby! I mean, what?
  • ryan gosling fat — Them is fightin’ words! Ryan is not fat. That’s just crazy to say or search.

Oh sure, Ryan Gosling’s fat. No more of that sort of talk or I’ll pull this blog over and you can walk home.

  • my vagina went bigger after scratching — booyah, I am so sorry to hear about this.
  • nude butts — This is for my siblings….Is that a butt?

In other news: (I just now found the font color button!!!)

  • I got rid of my cable when my brother-in-law, Sebastian, got me Apple TV and now I’m going to get an HDMI cable and stream TV from my laptop to my TV, so that is very exciting.
  • Yesterday I went running for the first time in a couple of decades. It wasn’t great running but it was running and it felt great. I think Oregonians are losing their minds because we are having a nice May. I pulled up the 10-day forecast yesterday and stared at the days in the 80s (next week 88!) and thought I had the wrong Portland pulled up. I had to have a co-worker come over and confirm that it was in fact the forecast for Portland, Oregon.

Addendum

When I was writing about Priscilla the Manicurist in my previous post, I couldn’t help but feel sorry for her.

My mother was never one to ask for much. And that didn’t change when she was sick. She didn’t ask to have her nails done. One of my sisters thought of it and asked Mom if that would be something she would like and she was okay with it even though by that time she wasn’t often up for visitors.

My sister also asked Krista, my mom’s hairdresser, if she would come fix up my mom’s hair. Krista came over and did my mom’s hair and chatted with everyone and smiled her way through it. Krista and my mom were really close. My sister, Katie, told me that after Krista said goodbye, Katie watched her get in her car and put her face in her hands and sob. It wasn’t easy for Krista to see her close friend Joan lying in a hospital bed dying but she did it and I will be forever grateful that she did. Doing the right thing often means doing something difficult or scary or heartbreaking, but it remains the right thing.

I feel sorry for Priscilla because somewhere in the recesses of her soul, there is a grain of her that knows she refused to do something nice for a dying woman who had been very generous to her. And it’s too late now. Poor Priscilla.

Thank you for all your kind words yesterday and wishes for festering hangnails and STDs, not festering STDs.  Well…. maybe festering STDs…I’ve been as nice as I’m going to be so I’ll go with that!

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21 thoughts on “go go boots facts

  1. rich says:

    i recommend walking at a brisk pace instead of running. the cardio is roughly the same, you can do it for a longer period of time, and you gain more from the longer cardio time. also, it’s a lot easier on the knees and ankles.

    when you say “secure your lewd acts,” does that mean to be careful when you send an e-mail of yourself naked, or do you mean to not let certain parts bounce around because they’ll get hurt?

    • Maggie O'C says:

      I don’t know about the lewd security. I didn’t use it for a search term. I would think it’s battening down the hatches so no one gets hurt during lewd time.

      I’m just going to keep moving. I need to get another 7 pounds off!

      • rich says:

        eat less. sweat more. make your exercise time a solid block and work around it. don’t assume you’ll find the time. make the time.

        sorry. you don’t need that from me. but i can’t help it. i’m annoying.

        • Maggie O'C says:

          You are annoying but you are right. Actually you are more right than you are annoying 🙂 I have the eating thing under control for the most part, it’s the exercise that you are correct, I must make time for it.

          • rich says:

            i walk at night usually from about 9:30 to 10:30. i do a fast five miles, about 12 minutes a mile at a fast pace. i listen to something on the radio, like either a baseball game or a book on my ipod. this is instead of vegging out in front of the tv. so i’m getting entertained while also exercising.

  2. Some of the search terms that have pulled up my blog are funny but yours are freaking hilarious.

    I suppose you’re right about Priscilla — whatever glimmer of understanding she has about knowing she did the wrong thing will eat at her for a long time to come. I guess that’s worse than festering hangnails.

  3. badfads says:

    I think of that list, “secure lewd acts” is my favorite. That is spectacular.

    I titled ONE post “To quote Mean Girls” and I think my most common search term is now “mean girls quotes”, but I’ve had some really weird ones, like “where are her shoes” and “pull her pants up”.

    And hurrah for gorgeous weather! It’s been unseasonably nice all over the country, it seems. I’m in Iowa and we’ve had on and off 80 degree weather for the last month and a half.

  4. Brigitte says:

    Good lord, woman, I love your twisted, hilarious sense of humor. Have you got a thang for the Gos? I think you’ve made mention of this young man in another post, yes? Anyway, I’m LOL and cracking up — BOOYAH. Good stuff, good stuff. :). BTW, it’s been raining here for four days straight. And foggy. Argh-h-h!

    Nice note/addendum, Mags, about your Mom. Pity poor Priscilla for not acting on a random act of kindness — that too, is the good, good stuff.

    • Jacklyn says:

      Deine Karte ist sooo süss geworden liebe Kaeisn!Wundtrrchön hast Du die süsse Tilda coloriert und die Farben/Papiere passen einfach perfekt dazu.Klasse gemacht!Vielen Dank für Deine lieben Kommentare.Wünsche Dir ein wunderbares WochenendeGanz liebe GrüßeSwantje

  5. Maggie O'C says:

    Brigitte! I have loved him since Remember the Titans! 12 years of love I have for Ryan and he’s not FAT.

    Where do you live? We are having spring, glorious spring! 2010 and 2011, no spring barely any summer, heat on in June. I’m so happy!

    And I do pity Priscilla, that’s a hell of a weight to care around unless she is just completely vapid and doesn’t even realize what she did. Good chance of that actually.

  6. Brigitte says:

    I live in New York near Manhattan and I am ready for some sunshine, sister, some sunshine. Ryan is a sweetie so I can understand. :).

  7. Maggie O'C says:

    Oh I miss the East Coast. Hoping to be in NY this fall, I have a friend who has a musical opening at the West End Theatre I think.

    Brigitte, you say “Ryan is a sweetie” like you know that from personal experience. Are you withholding any information from me?

  8. Brigitte says:

    Sigh. No. Just similar boy-toys from very long ago. But, hubby now is way-y-y more sexy. Damn those abs. :).

  9. acflory says:

    lmao – maggie this one had me laughing so much I scared the cat! I would love to have seen this one Fp’d 😀

  10. theimmatureman says:

    did I ever thank you for the nomination? If not I did now. Linked to you on my blog in my awards page.

  11. LilyBart says:

    don’t forget my special curse for evil-doers…..

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